Newly Weds Irma and Harvey Thart the Wall

Sep 09, 17 Newly Weds Irma and Harvey Thart the Wall

The ministries Category 7 End of the World wedded two lovers Harvey and Irma respectively back in 2005. It was a programmed lovision demonstration of commitment that sunk in the minds of those sunken in their lovisions.

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Goat Cubs!

Oct 22, 16 Goat Cubs!

If we all went too far, maybe just maybe that will compel us all to be closer with one another as companions and just maybe then that would result in actions that will keep this Earth, and all that it shares over our heads, safe and sound.

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Drop-In Center for Cops to Help Curb Violence Across Cities

Sep 30, 16 Drop-In Center for Cops to Help Curb Violence Across Cities

Chicago is piloting a drop in center program for Police Officers in an effort to curb city-wide violence. The program introduces a mandatory group titled “Ask Questions First” to encourage officers to identify a situation first before reacting to it. Some officers are inclined to be prescribed the non-mandatory donut regimen which once in their system will curb physical reaction time to allow mental capacities to assess a situation while the physical reaction of their bodies catches up to react in hopes that their physical reactions coincide with their eventual final assessment of a given situation.

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Exodus Disproportion to Election Results

Mar 03, 16 Exodus Disproportion to Election Results

The polls have commenced. The stakes in the states have been Dumped. And Hillary is trying to steal Bernie’s claim to address this one single anomaly: More voters are leaving for Canada than those numbers claimed to have voted for Trump – and by no means by any small margin.

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Voting Won’t Matter, because I don’t care….

Feb 27, 15 Voting Won’t Matter, because I don’t care….

Bare not this scenario, for that Chuy is a man of steel and only high fructose corn syrup, fluoride and heavy metals can bring him down. He get’s his cilantro and onions from the people to keep his strength and deter Kryptonite, so vote on!

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The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

Jan 02, 15 The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

The Julian Calendar originally consisted of 10 months so some time has been unaccounted. The prophecy of the end of the world has been extended with this error accounted. Meanwhile, the end of multikulti is even more near.

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The Spaceship Leaves

Jan 02, 15 The Spaceship Leaves

Dr. Katalyst had a dream that he discovered that the 4th floor of the building that is multikulti is actually a spaceship that took off.

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Potholes Repurposed

Oct 10, 14 Potholes Repurposed

The Mayor has dug a hole in the the city and the TIF’s budget when executing his ‘building a new Chicago,” that led him to think creatively to respond to the ever exponentially increasing pothole problem.

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China’s New Housing Initiative: Biodegradable for Cheap

Apr 24, 14 China’s New Housing Initiative: Biodegradable for Cheap

China is finally getting the idea of planned obsolescence from the greatest garbage producing nation in the world: America — only that China is taking an environmentally sound approach.

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North Korea Tries to Wake Up America with Their Propaganda on American Propaganda

Mar 07, 14 North Korea Tries to Wake Up America with Their Propaganda on American Propaganda

North Korean starts a Youtube channel with an abundance of videos about their great leader. However North Korea recently drew into question with their expose of the use of propaganda in American mainstream media. We tried asking random people in the street for comment and everyone just scurried away thinking we were trying to sell them something.

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Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

Mar 06, 14 Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

The drug war’s Drug Enforcement Agitators recently gave up on enforcing anti-cannabis efforts with their statement “if we put all those dope heads in prison then the prison industrial complex would be making more in profits than the military industrial complex. We simply cannot afford that reputation.”

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Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Mar 06, 14 Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Back in the frigid cold of February, in an attempt to restore juice to the capacity of his phone, Dr. Katalyst leaves phone at home unplugged. He forgets that an anti-war group meets at the space. As a result of not being able to buzz them in at the door downstairs with his phone, 12 are found frozen dead at the building’s footsteps.

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The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

Mar 06, 14 The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

After three hours of using a computer, everything crawls and the hard drive cranks as if the mouse cursor is the cookie monster. I asked the developer of the operating system why why why: “Well we knew from the beginning of our operating system development that it needed to be as human like as possible, prone to fatigue and sluggish thinking towards the end of it’s cycle so to give people empathy for computers.”

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Chicago Upgrades Computers from Windows 8 to Commodore 64

Mar 03, 14 Chicago Upgrades Computers from Windows 8 to Commodore 64

The Legacy Is Best computer group convinced the tech council and affiliates for the City of Chicago to revert back to 30 year old technology in order to get things done on time and make hack attacks virtually impossible. “We love the new system,” Dart replies. “I know that when I type a word that it will appear instantly and not have to wait for the computer to catch up to be ready for my input.”

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United States Post Office Makes Federal Reserve and Gold Irrelevant

Mar 02, 14 United States Post Office Makes Federal Reserve and Gold Irrelevant

The United States Post Office is now accepting all your Federal Reserve Notes in exchange for the new Debt Stamps. The new currency allows you to cover the cost of shipping packages on all sizes and weights with one cost matching stamp.

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Q4 Radio: Gift Not Leverage

Dec 15, 13 Q4 Radio: Gift Not Leverage

The detonation device to bring the radio to the airwaves had it’s essential software taken hostage by the Grinch during the nightmare before Christmas. It was a dispute over whose candy cane is the biggest and by far the Grinch’s candy cane keeps getting bigger.

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NSAnta KNwOS BEST

Dec 15, 13 NSAnta KNwOS BEST

At just five years of age I looked up to my father, stared him straight in the eye and said “you are Santa.” I spent the rest of those years not believing until one day

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Free the Ants!

Nov 15, 13 Free the Ants!

Wolves in sheep clothing were exposed at multikulti during a night in October that had the house full of working ants…

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Air Plumbing Need Answered by Q4

Nov 15, 13 Air Plumbing Need Answered by Q4

Que4.org and AM1710 answers the mental hunger pains expressed by the majority that have been squandered by the rest of the available radio stations and consolidated media.

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NSA Proof Typewriter Compromised Through CALM-ED in Lieu of the Queen

Nov 15, 13 NSA Proof Typewriter Compromised Through CALM-ED in Lieu of the Queen

Hallikey collects $15 trillion from a Blackhole to answer the call to recent demand for typewriter ribbons.

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Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Oct 15, 13 Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Illinios NORML redefines what it means to be normal: Yourself.

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MK+CIMC=POW

Oct 15, 13 MK+CIMC=POW

Members of Multikulti have been involved in producing Chicago Independent Television with Indymedia since episode 86.

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MK is back to Green

Oct 15, 13 MK is back to Green

The green screen (chromakey) studio has re-opened with a batch of brand new lights donated by Dreadsen (Media Skeptic.)

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Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Oct 15, 13 Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Every Tuesday night the zombies awake for their daily dose of vibrational treatment at multikulti from 10PM into the dawn, returning ready to function for their day jobs the next day.

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Masses in the streets, multikulti reacts calmly to even deeper conspiracy

Oct 15, 13 Masses in the streets, multikulti reacts calmly to even deeper conspiracy

Sales of typewriters skyrocket from the shelves of thrift stores due to NSA hysteria.

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